Monday, August 8, 2011

Reply Letter

Dear Jennifer,

We are concerned about you. Where have you been for the past 7 weeks. We haven't heard from you or seen you and we are genually worried.

Sincerely,
Your concerned friends and family


Dearest concerned friends & family,

I deeply appologize for the dissappearing act. I am in fact alive and have not run into any sort of trouble over the past 7 weeks. This is what I have been doing...

STUDYING! For the new job I had to get my Series 7 & Series 63 licenses so they were kind enough to provide the above material in exchange for my LIFE.


I lost 8lbs over the past 2 weeks (test time) due to the fact that I couldn't sleep and night nor did I have ANY kind of appetite because I was so sick to my stomach all the time because if I didn't get these licenses I would no longer be employeed...no pressure, and Iwent through 2 ENTIRE notebooks full of paper.


But ALAS, I took my last test this morning and now I am back and ready to resume life. If I can remember how.


Sincerely,


Your haggard, tired, exhaused friend & family member Jennifer

4 comments:

Josh and Tiff said...

yes!!! you're back!!! congrats on passing the other test! It's now party time!!!!!!!!!!!!

kay reiber said...

CONGRATS... nice to have you back among the living. ~k

Gillman said...

yay for remaining employed! and congrats on passing your tests. but of course we all knew you'd pass! you were made for that stuff. hope we can get together soon!

Susan G said...

I hope you've been concentrating on gaining some of that weight back...I'm pretty sure you didn't have 8 lbs. to lose! Congrats!!